put a little mustache in your soul

Two things that make wouldn’t happen if I was a stockbroker:

1. Last night John Flansburg of THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS joined us all at the bar (Freddie’s) and officially judged the mustache competition – it was a no-brainer – the winner was puppet design Dan Kerr-Hobert who John called to congratulate – he described his mustache as “fire-man ready”. Also in a stunning move, he disqualified Callahan, Lillenthal and Raiford – claiming that they did not have mustaches – apparently he is a fan of the “justache”. He then ordered a manhattan and a cosmo – both of which the Freddie’s bartenders were confused by.

2. Tonight a woman who travels the globe to see productions of HEDWIG is coming – god help us all.